Wednesday, October 29, 2008

DO YOU HAVE SEXY POWER?

1. YOUR RECENT EX SHOWS UP TO A PARTY YOU'VE AT WITH A CHEESY NEW GIRL. YOU:
a. Look her up and down and say to him "wow", your standards have really come down.
b. Politely introduce yourself, give him a kiss on the cheek, and walk away.
c. Focus on having fun with your friends and totally ignore them.

2. WHILE AT A FOOTBALL GAME, THE GUY DIRECTLY BEHIND YOU IS BEING OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD. HOW DO YOU RESPOND?
a. Flag down an usher and ask him to have a word with the guy.
b. Whip around and say "dude", they can hear you across the stadium.
c. Flash a huge grin and tell him " Keep it down" and I might let you buy me a beer when we win.

3. IF A GUY ISN'T GIVING YOU HIS FULL ATTENTION ON A DATE, YOU'LL LIKELY:
a. Tell him a funny vacation story that involves you in a teeny bikini.
b. Ask about his job, hobbies and family. Maybe he'll reciprocate by asking you about yourself.
c. Say "I'm not feeling well" let's get the check and then give him the silent treatment until you leave.

4. THE LINE AT THE CLUB YOU FREQUENT IS A MILLION MILES LONG. YOU WALK UP TO THE BOUNCER AND SAY:
a. Will this help? and slip him a $20.
b. My supercute girlfriends are at the end of the line. Can you pull some strings for us?
c. You're not seriously going to make me wait, are you?

5. IF A GUY YOU'RE DATING HAS TROUBLE PLEASING YOU IN BED, YOU:
a. Give him a hands on tutorial of your hot spots.
b. Tell him it's not working and flip on the TV.
c. Figure you,re just hard to satisfy and make the best of it.

SCORING:
1. a=2, b=1, c=0
2. a=0, b=2, c=1
3. a=1, b=0, c=2
4. a=0, b=1, c=2
5. a=1, b=2, c=0

SUM UP YOUR POINTS AND SEE HOW MUCH SEXY POWER DO YOU HAVE:

7 TO 10 POINTS
SASSY STEAMROLLER
You live every week like it's Shark Week, anyone who crosses your path risk losing a limb. Being snide about your ex boyfriend's new girl or bitchy to a bouncer is unattractive and it won't win anyone over.

4 TO 6 POINTS
SEXY POWER PLAYER
You have the perfect combo of charisma and confidence, with a splash of sex bomb. People help you because you're charmingly disarming and present requests that benefits the offender. Also you know that when you don't have the upper hand, it's better to work your assets that to kick ass.

0 TO 3 POINTS
PASSIVE PLEASER
You may fell shy or fearful about stepping on toes. But muzzling yourself comes off as insecure and people don't respect doormats. So ask for what you desire when a dude can't turn you on and don't be afraid to flirt your way to the front of a line.

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